New year’s resolutions by proxy

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It’s a drag making New Year’s resolutions, isn’t it? It’s always the same vague promises of losing weight, saving money and being a better person.

So I’ve taken the liberty of making some up for my husband. You’re welcome MrM.

  1. “I will not buy anymore Bags for Life”. These cost 10p each, so we have about £147 worth of bags for life in the cupboard, near the front door and in the car. So honestly, my lovely spouse, there really is no need to buy three more every time you go shopping.

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  1. “I will put empty bottles into the mystery green box outside the house that says ‘recycling’ on the side.”

 

  1. “I will not announce that there is no petrol in the tank on a morning when MrsM is driving and running late.”

 

  1. “I must get written permission from my wife before purchasing a spice of any description. I now understand that there is a kilogramme of peppercorns that we must use before I buy any more.”

 

  1. “Any random socks I leave on the floor must be paired before I abandon them.”

 

  1. “I will stop eschewing my wife’s offer of ironed shirts. I will stop promising to do it myself and then turning up to work looking like an 80-year-old pug.”

 

  1. “I will babysit whenever there is a Levellers gig within 200 miles of our house”.
  2.  “I will laugh at my wife’s jokes. Including what she thinks are funny lists”.

Happy new year and hope to see you on the other side!

2016-not all bad

  1. What a year. It’s been a year that has seen the loss of many beloved people and political turmoil, and to be honest, it’s not as if the bad news is going to stop coming magically when the pages of the calendar are turned to 2017. So. It’s worth reminding ourselves of the good things that happened in the past 12 months too.

On a personal note, we did a bit of travelling, caught up with great friends we hadn’t seen for ages and small son started school. We got out lots and did exercise, we went to a tonne of music gigs and festivals and saw family and even made it to the beach once in a while. But here are some of my highlights of the good (and eclectic) things that happened in 2016.

Leicester City  -until this year, I rarely admitted to being born in the East Midlands city. But the city seems to be on the up. They found a former King of England buried in a car park, but of course, it was the club’s fairytale rise to become Premier League winners that just defied expectations. When they started their campaign, Claudio Ranieri’s team were 5000-1 outsiders for the title, and their success was a major coup for the city, plus fans of Gary Lineker’s underpants. What made me smile was a sign during the victory parade that said: “Had a hunch we would win – Richard III.”

 

Beat the Street

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While Pokemon Go seized the headlines for getting people outside walking, I was lucky enough to be involved with a project that might rival it in terms of longevity. Started by an ingenious doctor, Beat the Street is a community-wide initiative to encourage people to walk more and to get outside together. It saw fantastic success this year in Reading, Birmingham, Wolverhampton and Liverpool. Bringing communities together, the rewards are happier, more active communities with real benefits in terms of reduced diabetes, less traffic and better mental health

Line of Duty – The quality of TV drama is unrecognisable compared to a few years ago and I often hear people talking about Happy Valley, The Missing and other series. For me, the stand out TV event of 2016 was the third series of Line of Duty. I’ll admit that I came across this Between the Lines-esque series on police corruption by accident when I saw an interview with the brilliant Adrian Dunbar and was quickly captivated by the incredible talk-talk-talk interview scenes. While extolling the virtues of walking, cycling and running with Beat the Street (see above), I spent hours sitting on my behind catching up quickly with the first two series. Apart from quiz shows and football matches, I have never spent so much time shouting at the TV or hating a character as much as I disliked the Caddy. Incredible TV!

Honourable mentions: Rake, Modern Family, and the return of Gilmore Girls.

Big Issue Kev – This made me cry about the unfairness of it all, and feel better about the world in equal measure. Despite being homeless, Newbury’s big-hearted Big Issue seller raised an incredible sum of £5000 for Children in Need.

http://www.newburytoday.co.uk/news/home/19937/big-issue-seller-kev-raises-5-000-for-children-in-need.html

Ragged Bear

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Festival season doesn’t end in September! A new music festival called Ragged Bear launched this year and gave us the opportunity to see a line-up including Gaz Brookfield; the Devil’s Prefects; the Leylines; Wille and the Bandits and Neck. The next one is October 28th 2017!

West Berkshire Mencap –

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At a time when funds are hard to come by, there was some generous acts to support the charity; staff at Stryker made 36 bikes in a team-building event and donated them to children. Then celebrity chef Daniel Galmiche became a patron of the charity and spent a day cooking salmon with people with learning disabilities to officially open the new training kitchen. Lorraine Chase – what a legend – supported the race day having flown in from heaven, or perhaps Luton airport.

Ultra Daddy – An amazing achievement and so exciting to be able to track my friend online as he swam across the Channel through night and day back in September. Thanks to regular videos and updates from his wife, you get to witness the sheer insanity of undertaking such a challenge – not only the pure physical hell, but the logistics of stopping for nutrients and what happens at the other end. An inspiration.

The Colour of Time- Newbury

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The Corn Exchange in Newbury, with funding from Greenham Common Trust and the Arts Council, has put on a fabulous feast of brilliant outdoor events. The Colour of Time was a homage to the Indian Holi festival and saw the town go crazy in a riot of colour. The lantern parade was a similarly beautiful event that brought the community together – for an hour or so, at least.

Step up 4 good – Greenham Common Trust organised a fantastic running event across Greenham Common to enable people to raise money for local projects. It was brilliant to see so many people turn out in the rain to take part, to help small son to put his shoes back on, such was his enthusiasm in the mud, plus to see a lad with disabilities cross the line.

So, don’t invest too much in the idea that 2017 will “be a better year”. In some ways, it will, and in some ways it won’t. Famous people will still die and there will be shenanigans in all walks of life from politics, to music, to culture, to people pushing in front of you at the supermarket. There will also be good times too, so hold your family tight and appreciate the good things. Happy new year xxxx

The Phantom Atlas

Cartophiles and book lovers found themselves at the Hungerford Book Shop’s latest author event at the Town Hall in Hungerford on Tuesday night for a talk by Edward Brooke-Hitching on The Phantom Atlas: The Greatest Myths, Lies and Blunders on Maps.

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Brooke-Hitching’s latest work is a beautiful-looking tome incorporating stunning antique maps displaying various “phantoms” – islands that can be found on maps but not in real life, plus other geographical misnomers such as the Kong mountain range across Africa and ghostly seas in Australia.

 

With an obvious passion for his subject, Brooke-Hitching guided the audience on a whistle-stop tour through some of the jaw-dropping stories of how these mistakes came to be and an insight into their longevity.

 

When you consider that each squiggle on the map reveals an adventure by an intrepid explorer, these mistakes can arise in a variety of ways from mirages spotted by sailors, to traps created by map makers to help catch counterfeiters. Some were just “whimsy” such as the entry of The Painter’s Wife’s island in the Strait of Magellan just drawn in so she “in her imagination might have an island of her own”.

 

There were tales of breathtaking fraud too including various conmen whose discovery of fictitious islands aided them in securing future funding. There was the sad story of Gregor MacGregor, a Scottish explorer who returned to London to sell shares in a land called Poyais that he claimed he had discovered in South America. He was never brought to justice for sending a boatful of poor unfortunates there, many of whom died of tropical diseases in Honduras.

 

In an uncertain world, maps are an authoritative source material that we tend to rely on without question, which makes these mistakes seem so unlikely. And they’re not a thing of the past; the island of Bermaja in the Gulf of Mexico was ‘discovered’ in 1539 and stayed there for nearly 500 years. It was 2009 – just seven years ago – when meticulous scientific searches revealed it was a fiction.

 

First appeared in the Newbury Weekly News Thu 15th December 2016

The nativity

The nativity ranks high amongst the proud moments of a primary school mum.

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Small son hadn’t told us about his involvement so I didn’t even know what part he was playing until the day of the performance. I happened to get there early and then saw him standing near someone who was getting into the donkey costume, leading me to think he was the back end of the animal for a second. I then had this exchange with a child in his class:

Boy playing Joseph in the nativity “I’m Joseph and your Joseph is a nincompoop.”

Me: “a nincompoop? Now that’s a word you don’t hear often enough”

Boy: “no you don’t, but I said ‘innkeeper'”

But it turned out that small son was the innkeeper. So then of course, I worried he was about to tell the holy family that there WAS in fact room at the inn. Fortunately, it was a kind of tableau, so the story was told via songs rather than words. Phew.

 

The teacher told small son to walk slowly and elegantly down the aisle. Which he did until he’d seen me, whereupon he started running like a long jumper, before leaping into position, right through the gap between Mary and Joseph.

He then started shaking his body like Black Lace at a Christmas party, and no amount of gesturing from me could stop it. I then hit upon the brilliant idea of pulling my ears out and sticking my tongue out at him. It worked! He stopped dancing and then pulled the same face back at me, in full view of every parent present.

He wasn’t the only one actor that made me giggle. The readings from the smaller children resembled the Brit Awards presented by Sam Fox and Mick Fleetwood from 1989 and then another set of prayers was delayed while the children struggled to open the door to get out of their pew.

But aside from all that, it is great to hear the nativity story told by children who are experiencing it themselves for the first time. The church was filled by heartfelt singing and it was a beautiful service.

 

Thank you for reading my nonsense this year and have a wonderful Christmas!

Christmas countdown – Karen Garley from HR Vision

 

Tell us about yourself and your business

Karen Garley, Managing Consultant at HR Vision Limited.  I set up HR Vision in 2001 with a view to providing businesses and individuals with HR expertise.

What brought you to Newbury? 

I worked at Bayer in Stoke Poges and relocated with them to Newbury.  This meant moving my daughter who had just started secondary school in Burnham to St Barts.  Massive change for both of us.

How did you get into the business? 

Loved HR from the word go and when I was given responsibility for it I decided to become qualified.

What are your main challenges? 

It’s the ebb and flow of the workload, and the fact that when it is extremely busy there is a lack of time to market the company properly.

How do you manage your time ? 

I have an excellent time management app that I use which helps keep me on track. I plan the next days work at the end of each day.

What do you do when you’re not at work? 

I exercise at a HiiT type class – Dawnbreakers – every morning, walking Bailey & Whiskey my Cockerpoos, enjoy the cinema

ell us something surprising about yourself 

I produce intuitive paintings for people who want something to happen in their life – the painting acts as a visual reminder of what they want to achieve.  Unexpected things can happen!

What are you most proud of?

Having started HR Vision 15 years ago.

How would you describe a typical customer and how do you help them?

A typical customer is likely to have an employee relations issue – capability, misconduct, grievance, potential ET claim etc and need us to investigate the matter for them.

What are your plans for the next few years?

We are launching a Virtual HR service to clients who need ad hoc support through the year?

What is your favourite song? 

Anything by Simply Red.

Christmas countdown – Steve Biggs from Biggsy Travels

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Today we move away from West Berkshire and away from businesswomen  to a globetrotting friend of mine ! Steve Biggs is a friendly, genial bloke and happens to be one of the first people I met at University. Since then, despite thousands of pints of Snakebite and black, plus our dodgy taste in music, we’ve remained friends for (cough, cough, I must get some water) years.

I’ve always been impressed by the number of things Steve fits into his life, plus his incredible ‘can-do’ attitude!  He is always up for an adventure and willing to try new experiences, so it was no surprise that this IT whizz and geography graduate  would become famous on the interweb for his travel blog at http://www.biggsytravels.com

1. Tell us about yourself and your blog?

At my blog http://www.biggsytravels.com I try to only write about “unique” travel experiences. Ones that that nobody has written about before, or better still experiences that nobody has ever had before!
2. What made you get started?

I’ve been to lots of travel blogging meet-up events in Central London since 2012 and would always get asked for the name of my blog  – which I didn’t have at the time. So partly it was because I wanted to say I had one but mostly because I then realised I wanted to share some of my “unique” adventures.

3. What are your main challenges?

Deciding whether I am actually doing it simply for fun, or for some greater gains/master plan instead. I’m still not sure which.

4. How do you manage your time – ie between working and blogging

Work comes first but if something needs to be written about there and then, and it’s topical or time dependent then I just “get on with it”. I commute into London each weekday so that’s a full 5 hours free time to put “pen to paper”. So no excuses. Although I still have this romantic view that blogging should be done in a wingback chair, in a quiet coffee shop, in a fancy part of London on a sunny day, with a satisfying latté

5. What else  do you do when you’re not at work?

Running with my local club and cycling around on my Brompton bicycle

6. Tell us something surprising about yourself

Even though I’ve run 5 marathons now that’s still 859 fewer than my dad Roger!

7. What are you most proud of?

Becoming the UK running ambassador for maternal health charity ‘Every Mother Counts’ and helping to spread the word about their great work.

8. How would you describe a typical reader and how do you help them?
Probably time poor, in a rush, and wanting the byte-size summary. So I try to keep posts under 700 words and always think “what’s in it for them” (the reader)

9. What is your favourite song?

I’m currently loving Pink Floyd’s ‘Comfortably Numb’ after hearing a guy singing karaoke in Brighton in the Spring and absolutely nailing it.

 

Note from Marge – I genuinely thought he would pick this one!

 

 

 

 

Christmas countdown – Katherine Ledger

Well, they say you have to watch the quiet ones! Today we speak to wordsmith Katherine Ledger about her ‘copy that sells’, cheetahs and zipwires. Like Katherine, I’m also a big fan of Athena, Bigger Brighter Bolder and BuzzConnect and an early morning swim!

 

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Tell us about yourself and your business

I love sharing stories, generally late at night, with friends, a glass of wine or cup of tea! As a Marketer, in business, I found it sad that salespeople often spoke in jargon, a foreign language to clients. So I talked myself into a job as ‘The StoryMaster’ in BT, making complex products easier to sell by writing marketing content about the amazing people burning the midnight oil to help customers. It’s scientifically proven that 90% of client purchasing decisions are made on an emotional rather than a rational level, because they like and trust the salesperson even before they evaluate the product or service. So I set up a business called ‘Copy that Sells’ which helps smaller businesses show their unique personality in their writing; then I write their blogs, web copy, brochures and strategy. It’s a more natural way of getting customers to start a conversation with them, not someone else.

What brought you to Newbury/West Berks?

I get my best ideas when talking to other business people.  There are some great networking groups in Newbury (Bigger, Brighter, Bolder, Athena and BuzzConnect) which I joined.  I used to be  a Marketing Contractor at Vodafone in Newbury, seeing a lot of the town from their shuttle buses going to and from their HQ!

How did you get into the business?

Last year, after falling off a ladder and breaking my back, I had a bit of unexpected time off from Marketing contracting. It’s then I decided to set up my business ‘Copy that Sells’ in April this year. I am a great believer in ‘Carpe Diem’ – seize the day. What does not kill us makes us stronger.

What are your main challenges?

As a small business owner, I have to do everything! From planning, networking, selling, scoping and writing proposals and copy to sending invoices. I find ‘selling’ hard. So instead I spend my time asking clients what stops them selling (usually how to reach their customers with the right messages) and create persuasive messages to help them attract the right audiences. Then they can focus on what they do best

How do you manage your time?

I used to be a late sleeper but now I am an early bird. I like to go for an early morning swim. I find doing what I love gives me the energy get out of bed. I meet people in the mornings, when I get my best ideas.  I write loads of goals and lists to ensure I stay on track,  learning new skills to help me keep up to date.

What do you do when you’re not at work?

I absolutely adore travelling. My last long trip was to Borneo where I saw turtles being hatched. I travelled into the jungle by long boat and shared a room with rats and mosquitos. Since my back injury I have concentrated on Europe. I love meeting new people and hearing their stories. I am writing a book at the moment and hoping to self-publish.

Tell us something surprising about yourself

I get out of my comfort zone when travelling. I took two cheetahs for a walk in South Africa and went zip wiring in Costa Rica in a hurricane. I am a bit shy but I do very brave things when on holiday!

What are you most proud of?

I volunteered to work for one of BT’s charities as their Marketing Manager. I ran a programme with Comic Relief and Children in Need to help young people with mental health issues and disabilities become leaders and ambassadors for mental wellbeing. Managing their illnesses, their confidence was low; they were scared of speaking on the phone, getting on public transport or doing sums. They overcame personal fears to join an amateur theatre group, become a youth leader, start a law and a physics degree. I was humbled when they called me their leader and they were recognised by Samantha Cameron at No. 10 Downing Street

How would you describe a typical customer and how do you help them?

Very good at what they do but with little time or desire to bring out their unique abilities in their marketing copy or write a Marketing Plan

What are your plans for the next few years?

To grow my business and make it succeed. To inspire other new business start-ups to do the same. To give back to the community by helping people with mental health issues, which affects one in 5 of the population.

Which song sums you up or is your favourite song?

‘I will survive’ by Gloria Gaynor. If I can pick myself up after breaking my back to start a small business then I can do a whole lot of other things and so can others! When I doubt myself, I write down what I have already achieved, dig in and spend time around positive people.  I work on my mind-set. You have to believe in yourself in business. You have to. Then other people will…

Contact her at katherine.ledger@btinternet.com or 07703545117

 

On the fifth day of Christmas…Teresa Gandy of ClarityCX

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Tell us about yourself and your business

My business is ClarityCX www.claritycx.co.uk – – I coach and support small businesses and sole traders on how to increase their profits through effective Customer Experience Management (CX).  After all, customers are the most effective free marketing tool there is!

What brought you to Newbury?

I moved here from Somerset in 2003 after returning from travelling Australia with my husband (then boyfriend!) – he got a job in Bracknell and we searched the commutable area and decided we both really liked Newbury – the location, size of the town and facilities were ideal for us (except the lack of cinema at the time – very pleased that has been resolved now 🙂 )

How did you get into the business?

Having spent a number of years managing customer experience strategies and initiatives within a large multinational corporate, I identified that this is a big opportunity that small businesses aren’t capitalising on – and there is no-one really helping them to do this.  As something I’m passionate about, and also having a lot of experience in creating new and bespoke tools, I felt I could really help businesses in the local area benefit from the customers they’ve already attracted through the experience they offer.  On a personal level, with 2 primary aged children I also wanted to change my lifestyle and run my own business so I have the flexibility to do well at my ‘other’ job – being Mummy!

How do you manage your time ?

I’m naturally a very organised person and have learnt from my years in the corporate world that you have to be firm with yourself when you also have childcare commitments.  My business operating hours are 9am – 3pm daily, which give me plenty of time to focus on my business and also my parental responsibilities.  (So sometimes I’m logged on in the evening too, but that’s more because I want to be working on my business rather than ‘having’ to).

What do you do when you’re not at work?

Mummy stuff! Meeting up with friends – we love the local pub quiz :-), always looking for the next holiday or trip somewhere. Tell us something surprising about yourself

I know shorthand, 90 wpm once upon a time – but now its primary use is writing Christmas present lists that no-one else understands!

 

What are you most proud of?

I think I’m really most proud when any of us (my husband, kids or myself), manage to achieve something we’ve worked hard at, or thought we’d never be able to do.   It takes a lot of courage to push out of your comfort zone and any time this is attempted, whether success or fail, is something to feel proud about.

 

How would you describe a typical customer and how do you help them?

 

A typical customer is the owner of a small business or a sole trader who cares about their business  and wants to increase their profits – but doesn’t have the funds for marketing campaigns!  I help them by showing how they can leverage more profit by changing internal procedures and implementing effective tools with their existing customers.  The result: creating increased number of advocates for their business – word of mouth recommendations are priceless to small businesses.

What are your plans for the next few years?

 

To grow my business, have fun, finish decorating the house (less likely!), sleep for more than 6 straight hours a night!

 

Which song sums you up or is your favourite song?

I love (Sittin’ on) the Dock of the Bay by Otis Redding – I don’t really know what it is – but it always makes me stop and listen and has done since I first heard it all those years ago on Top Gun!