Our lido tour visits Chesham, Woodstock and Chipping Norton

At last, the sun has got its hat on, hip hip hip hooray!

Not that we need to wait for the sun to shine before we visit an outdoor pool, of course.  With work and life in general taking over, our visits have been relegated to the weekend; it’s criminal isn’t it, to be sitting in an office while it’s sunny outside and you should be in a pool somewhere.

Screen Shot 2017-05-28 at 20.06.39.pngOur first trip of the three was to Chesham.  A welcoming receptionist told us that we could get in for FREE! I thought it was because we used to live in Chesham and they were delighted that we had returned but in fact it was their open day.  Ten minutes earlier, and we would have also enjoyed a free barbecue. Gah.

Despite the lovely sunshine, it wasn’t too busy. The inflatable was coming down so the children were leaving and I did 66 lengths which I think was about a mile as it seems to be a 25m pool. Changing rooms are a bit open plan although there are some curtained changing rooms.

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Next we went to Woodstock. Again, it was a boiling hot day, and our original target was Hinksey Outdoor Pool in Oxford where we always find it difficult to park, and indeed to even get in to the pool itself if it’s a busy day.

So we looked harder and found Woodstock. We didn’t even know about this as Woodstock isn’t quite as prolific as Hinksey on social media, so we arrived on a hot day to find FIVE people there. Five! And two of them were lifeguards.

Like Chesham, it’s not much to look at from the outside, but parking was free. It was about £7 for small son and I to get in. We weren’t impressed by the changing rooms, or more specifically, the toilets – yuk. But the pool was great; clean and surprisingly deep. Again, it’s basic, but what do you need apart from water?  It does have plenty of grass areas AND a diving board. I was really delighted to see that the staff were extremely friendly, and greeted all of the regulars by name, as well as giving them a cheery bye as they left.  I didn’t manage my customary mile in this pool as I had small son with me, but he did a width!


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Then today’s visit was to  Chipping Norton Lido, or Chippy Lido as it’s known by the community. And community is important here – the pool is run by the community and pleasingly, it’s heated by solar power.

It’s set in the middle of a housing estate and as you pass through two lines of parked cars, thinking it can’t possibly be here, keep going – you’ll see a sign saying ‘swimming pool’ in a minute.

Parking is free again here, and as with the previous two, it looks like an old working men’s club from the outside. It cost me £4.25 to get in and the lad behind the desk was extremely pleased that I paid the correct amount. The first thing I noticed EVERYWHERE were the “no photography” signs. I understand why they need to do this – but modern life dictates that it’s almost impossible to police. You need to get a form filled in. Seems a bit silly to me.

The changing room were meh and I almost cried when the toilet brush and holder complete with contents FELL on me in the toilet. Why it was on the window sill, I don’t know, but I emerged covered in who-knows-what. Well, we know exactly what, don’t we?

The pool has a beautiful, but faded cafe next to it and a lovely wooded area. I’d timed my visit to coincide with the adult swim – why then were there no lanes? There were only about 10 people in the pool, but as we were all competing for space to swim up and down, it seemed crowded.

The pool itself is pretty standard and for some reason (air bubbles according to the facebook page), it was quite murky. However, a slide hugely redeems it, and the lifeguard laughed and turned the water on when I asked if I could have a go. It’s small, but fast and with a massive smile on my face, I returned for a few more goes; no elegant ladylike swimming for me!



Vile Din

Sunday was the end of an era. A short era – a quaver really. It was small son’s last violin lesson.

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At £20 for each lesson, plus the outlay of a quarter size violin, a book and some rosin, it wasn’t cheap, but I was determined not to apply undue pressure or utter the words “but you could be in the Levellers”.  And the screeching that learners produce was not a problem. In fact, when I was waiting for him one day, I was listening to the beautiful piano music coming from room 3 and the melodious guitar riff from room 5, and nearly doubled up laughing when small son burst out of room 4 in the middle shouting : “listen to this mummy” before unleashing a discordant wailing noise on the A string.

But the battles to make him practise for just 10 minutes a day were not worth it. But on the other hand, I didn’t want to teach him it was ok to give up.

This will be your last lesson I said.

No problem, he replied, on the way out. As we got to the door, we stopped briefly to survey the shop sadly before I realised that he’d picked up a guitar on the way out and had a hopeful look on his face.

Cake expectations!


A recent clear out has turned up a photo of me on my third birthday. In it, I’m blowing out one candle on a simple, plain, round Victoria sponge. It has no icing, no cream, no jam.  It was a rare treat and I was delighted with it.

Fast forward to the children’s parties I accompany small son to and boy things have changed. There’s an unspoken, unacknowledged need for every cake to be a “showstopper”. I blame Mary Berry. (I blame her for quite a lot of things).

I hadn’t noticed this trend until I started attending a play group with small son when he was a babe in arms. This was a group of beautiful, thin, perfect mums with perfect children. Lumbering, awkward me and my enormous noisy son didn’t fit in. And that was before I was asked to join the cake rota. Every week, someone (usually with a minimum of two small children) made the cakes for the group. These were things of beauty. If I’d seen these in the shop, I would have assumed that I couldn’t afford them.

And it continues. In the last year or so, I’ve seen cakes that are taller than me, cakes resembling fairytale castles, replicas of race cars, guitars, film-themed cakes. Every cartoon character, every CBeebies character has been make into cake form, and every party sees a bigger and better creation each time.
All of this is great. However, am I the only person who feels that this is yet another way of people assessing your parenting skills? Is it just me who feels that if you don’t have time or if your icing is not professional standard, then it looks a little as though you’re not a good enough mum? As a mere mortal, or if you work, or if you (put your hands over your ears, Mary Berry), hate baking, then this is one of the worst parts of modern parenting. For me, it’s all three.

One way around this is – of course buy a cake. This is what I planned for small son’s last birthday until I got a quote of £80. £80! That’s a week’s worth of groceries, for a pretty standard round cake with a cartoon character on top.

Our school this week, we were asked to make a cake to bring in, and then you could buy a raffle ticket. Raffle tickets were placed next to the cake you wanted to win and one winner was drawn.

I made a cake that somehow looked more like an omelette than a baked good. I got rid of the evidence by putting the bad half in the bin and eating the semi-edible bits. The second attempt was better but SOMEONE took a nibble from it when I turned my back. So with time running out, I decide to return to a trusted recipe of small lemon pies. Easy enough and they taste ok, but somehow, not aesthetic enough.

I place them up for adoption and notice that not one person has put their raffle ticket in this particular pot.

Then I see some of the other cakes. One is a faithful reproduction of a bucket of popcorn IN CAKE FORM. There are all manner of beautiful objets d’art.

Then, something happens that completely lifts my mood. I am not alone! Small son’s name is called and he is invited to collect his prize which is…a shop-bought packet of Mr Kipling’s fondant fancies. Whoever donated that is an exceedingly good person!